I don’t got it. I’m talking about the JaneBlog. And maybe it’s not a permanent detachment, maybe we’ll grow closer again, maybe it’s just the holidays and stress, but I have to tell you, right now I don’t care if I ever see my blog again. First of all, why blog when I’ve got to […]
Category: Mom World
Pot Luck
I should have been wearing Jane parfum a couple days ago. It was a classic Jane moment, the morning of my son Jake’s football banquet, a banquet from 9 am to twelve noon. I woke up just after 8 am and headed to kitchen to try to wake up. I also realized with banquet in […]
A Dab Behind The Ears
The bestselling novelist of the past twenty-five plus years, Danielle Steele, has something new on the market and it’s not a book. No, she is now such a legend, such a huge success, that she has a perfume with her name on it. You can buy ‘Danielle’ at most department stores and the ads in […]
Periodical Assessment
This is going to be a super short blog and I’m writing it because I’m chained to my desk until I finish Odd Mom Out but I can’t stand thinking about my book for another second so here I am, pretending to not write when I’m still writing. If I could, I’d lie down on […]
Neglected And Forgotten
No, no. You are not neglected and forgotten. You are merely neglected. My son Jake’s homework now is less frequently neglected but habitually forgotten. Surely someone else remembers the big social studies map project he was working on, the one that was due last week, the one that we spent ALL Sunday doing, plus more […]
The Truth About Things
The glamour of my life overwhelms me. I live in a state of delerium. And this is why I do not blog more often right now. It is not because I am writing from sun up to midnight, it is not because I have endless mountains of laundry even though I have just done endless […]
Mother Love
I still think about trying to have one more baby. Insane, I know, completely nonsensical particularly when you look at the obstacles to having a baby in my ahem, early 30’s, and the stresses and issues in long distance relationships, but I’ve gotten to the point where I get that the kids really do grow […]
Doctor’s Orders
I’ve been in and out of the doctor’s office lately and I’ve been given a big fat lecture along with a moratorium on travel. Apparently my body needs to stay home, get more sleep, feel less stress, and find an immune system again as the one I used to have went on holiday and never […]
Inspired By A True Story
Do you ever have a day that is so unreal, where you do things that simply go so wrong, and the results are so stunningly not good, that you think, ‘this should be in a book’? Yeah, me, too. Every frickin day. Yes. Think about it. Frog Prince. Flirting with Forty. And now…Bad Mommy. It […]
Mommy Mutterings
Give me my kids. Wow. That didn’t take long. I just blipped the entire blog in the first line. I miss my kids. Haven’t seen them in twelve days as of today. When I booked my ticket to Hawaii I thought I’d return to have them for Sunday and Monday over Labor Day weekend but […]
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